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“Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don’t know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.” – Colonel Flagg


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“Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.” – Sholom Aleichem


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“When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.” – Daniel Tosh

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“There are two things you should never eat before breakfast: lunch and dinner.” – Unknown


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