Someday I want to be rich -Funny quotes

“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner

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I removed L from LOVER…….n now its all OVER !!!

“I removed L from LOVER…….n now its all OVER !!!” – Unknown

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“A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.” – Unknown

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus -Funny quotes

“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple


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Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

“Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?” – Unknown


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Do you know the meaning of family?

“Do you know the meaning of family?
- F(ather) A(nd) M(other) I L(ove) Y(ou).” – Unknown

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“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.” – Ed Furgol


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