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“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” – Yogi Berra


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“The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” – Ronald Reagan


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“Best friends are those who, when you show up at their door with a dead body, say nothing, grab a shovel, and follow you.” – Unknown


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“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock


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“Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).” – Unknown


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Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

“Can I get a Picture of You so that I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?” – Unknown


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