When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks -Funny quotes

“When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” – Unknown


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Only one man in a thousand -Funny quotes

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.” – Groucho Marx


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Every morning I get up and look through -Funny quotes

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben


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Women have a passion for mathematics -Funny quotes

“Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.” – Marcel Achard


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