When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks -Funny quotes

“When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?” – Unknown


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Once you wake up and smell the coffee -Funny quotes

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher


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Only one man in a thousand -Funny quotes

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.” – Groucho Marx


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Every morning I get up and look through -Funny quotes

“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben


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Go on the 30 day diet -Funny quotes

“Go on the 30 day diet. (I’m on it and so far I’ve lost 15 days).” – Unknown


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